If I were......

[If I were a month I would be]-- August... It's my birthday month...
[If I were a day of the week I would be]-- Saturday... Can go dance mah...
[If I were a time of day I would be]-- Midnight...peaceful mah...
[If I were a planet I would be]-- Pluto...A small planet just like me...
[If I were a sea creature I would be]-- Clownfish...Beautiful fish mah...
[If I were a direction I would be]-- West
[If I were a sin I would be]-- Betrayal
[If I were a liquid I would be]--Teh...Nice drink mah...
[If I were a tree I would be]-- Raintree...Tall and Strong...
[If I were a bird I would be]-- Hawk
[If I were a tool I would be]-- Drill...Noisy mah...
[If I were a flower I would be]-- Tulip...the survey say one mah...
[If I were a kind of weather I would be]-- Sunny
[If I were a musical instrument, I would be]-- Drum...Noisy mah...
[If I were an animal, I would be]-- A Sleeping Dragon...I sleep alot mah...
[If I were a color, I would be]-- Orange...Nice colour...
[If I were an emotion, I would be]-- Confused
[If I were a vegetable, I would be]-- Carrot...It's orange mah...
[If I were a song, I would be]-- Dunno leh
[If I were a movie, I would be]-- Titan A.E.
[If I were a book, I would be]-- Harry Potter Series
[If I were a place, I would be]-- The Shire (Place where the hobbits live)
[If i were a word, I would be]-- Bullshit
[If I were a thing, I would be]-- Shit
[If I were a taste, I would be]-- Salty
[If I were a scent, I would be]-- The pungent smell of shit
[If I were a phrase, I would be]-- Shit happens
[If I were a body part I would be]-- Legs...To support...
[If I were a facial expression I would be]-- A smile
[If I were a subject in school I would be]-- Game playing
[If I were a comic character I would be]-- Peter Parker
[If I were a shape I would be]-- Circle
[If I were a number I would be]-- 100...the best mark you could get in exam...